:D


I koped this from Lydia. And now sharley and lydia both want me to dedicate it to them! o.0
ohh ohh ohh. Who to pickkkk?


Dear someone, I don’t really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realised it (2), (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I’m sure you’re (6) enough to understand (7). I’m returning (8) to you, but I’ll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), your name


1. What’s the colour of your shirt?


Blue - Our romance is over
Red- Our affair is over
White – I’m joining the Convent
Black - I dislike your eyelashes
Green - Our socks don’t match
Grey - You’re a pervert
Yellow - I’m selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The Mafia wants you
No shirt - You’re mean
Other - I’m in love with your cat


2. Which is your birth month?


January - That night you picked your nose
February - Last year when you peed your pants
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on peanut butter
May - When I threw up in your sock drawer
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When you smacked my butt
August - When I saw the purple monkey
September - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
October - When I quoted Forest Gump
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I finally changed my underwear

3. Which food do you prefer?


Tacos - In your apartment
Lasagna- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Fish - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - at the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Annat - With George Bush and Stephen Harper

4. What’s the colour of your socks?

Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put whipped cream on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over


5. What’s the colour of your undies?


Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
None – My prized statue of Michael Jackson in the nude
Other - The elephant in the corner


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?


Scrubs- Man
O.C.- Emotional
One Tree Hill- Open
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost- High
House- Sly
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news- Scarred
Idol- Masochistic
Family Guy- Senile
Top Model- Middle-class
Annat- Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?


Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn’t exist
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex-change
Ashamed - That I’m allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Silly - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks

8. What’s the colour of your walls in your bedroom?

White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - Your Elton John poster
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from Vegas
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your car

9. The first letter of your first name?


A/B - Your photo with the moustache drawn on it
C/D - The oil tank from your car
E/F - Your neighbour’s dog
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of that blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your glass eye
Y/Z - Your credit cards


10. The last letter in your last name?


A/B - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
C/D - Never will forget that night
E/F - Always wanted to break your leg
G/H – Hate your cooking
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Will tell the authorities that you did not steal that whale in the back yard
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Was interviewed about the car you stole
Q/R - Always will remember the pep talks
S/T - Get sick when I think of your feet
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – Am better off without you

11. What do you prefer to drink?


Water- Our friendship is ruined
Beer – you should stop picking your nose
Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m incarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Wine – Thanks for the Cocaine
Cider – I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war
Mineral water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Liquor - I chew on your earlobes while you sleep
Other– I’m scratching my ass as you read this


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?

Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Best of luck on the sex change
England - Good luck in jail
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt – Kiss my butt
France – With tears of sadness
Spain - Go drown yourself

YO! I'll dedicate this to MY SISTER. Cause she asked me toooooo. Eh, feel honoured lah you.





Dear KIMBERLEY ANNE KIESEKER,


I don’t really know how to tell you this, but I dislike your eyelashes. I think I realised it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub, in your car and I saw you sit on the Montreal Canadian’s goalie. I’m sure you’re masochistic enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning the pictures from Vegas to you, but I’ll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember the pep talks and thanks for the Cocaine.

Kiss my butt,
gen.


heh heh heh. That was just so, lol? hahahaha(:

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Okay, I'm in the mood for quizzes now. Let's have anotherr. :D

Do you like:

[SPORTS]
❤Soccer: I don't know. Don't play it. Anyway I'd suck at it hahaha xD.
❤Running: Yeap, it burns fats / builds muscles rather fast :D
❤Basketball: YES. oh gosh, YES.
❤High Jump: I don't know. Never tried, but I always thought it looked fun:D I'm gonna try it one day. Watch me.
❤Baseball: You know what? I never actually understood the rules.
❤Dodgeball: Is it literally dodging the balls? I don't know, never played before. Perhaps I'd like it, throwing balls around xD
❤Netball: eh heh heh heh. Yeah, it's funnn(:

[CLOTHES]
❤Skirts: Ugh. No. *shakes head*
❤Shorts: yeap:D
❤Camisoles: I don't think so... They make my arms look fat.
❤Button up shirts: uhm, I don't think so.
❤Oversized shirts: YES. oh gosh, YESYESYES. I love them (hearts!)
❤Bras: eh, what if I don't like leh? eww gross.
❤Jeans: they'd be nice(:
❤Tights: mmm. OKay la, not too bad.

[SUBJECTS]
❤Science: (hearts!)
❤Math: (hearts!)
❤English: rawr.
❤Social Studies: I HATE SOCIAL STUDIES. eff, it's PAP propagander lah.
❤Art: I'm in no way artistic, but, heck. Art is nice, and relaxing. (:
❤Music: (HEARTS HEARTS HEARTS!!)
❤Languages: rawr.
❤Drama: Sounds fun(: Unless you get some really dramatic teacher with, ugh, *breaks out in goosebumps*
❤Design Tech: I dunno. Never had before.
❤Computer Tech: uhm. *displays question mark*

[PLACES]
❤America-
+California: I always thought it sounded nice. :D
+Hawaii: And this is supposed to be a romantic/relaxing place or something right?
+Washington DC: uhm.
+New York: uhm.
+Florida: Oh, this is supposed to be a nice place too!
❤Europe-
+France: Aww. I wanna go here.... My mum went to paris once! *ENVIOUS*.
+Italy: OOH. pastaaaa.
+Switzerland: uhm.
+England: eh, here got a lot of boarding schools that authors like to send the kids in their books too.
+Germany: FRANKFURTER!!! gosh, the sausages. (hearts!)
+Greece: I always got the feeling that this place was greasy or something when i was younger.
+Austria: MOZART BIRTHPLACE! Gosh, this place has a FANTASTIC history of music!
❤Asia-
+Russia: RUSSIA'S IN ASIA?
+China: it's nice, but. UGH. THE TOILETS.
+Hong Kong: Great shopping place!
+Indonesia: never been to.
+Malaysia: It's a nice place(:
+Cambodia: Never been to.
+Singapore: HELL I LIVE HERE.
+India: Never been to.
+Thailand: I heard the airport has been seized. o.O
+Korea: Never been to.
❤Australia-
+Gold Coast: (HEARTS!!!!!!!)
+Victoria: Never been to.
+Perth: Never been to.
+Sydney: Never been there.
+Melbourne: Never been there.
+Darwin: Never been there. (HAHAHA DARWIN)
+New Zealand: MOUNTAINS <3!
❤Africa-
+South Africa- Never been there.

Are you:
❤Tall: heh heh heh heh. no of course not.
❤Smart: No, I'm very dumb. derrrr.
❤Caring: that's not for me to decide, right?
❤Rich: eh?
❤Special: everyone's special. :D
❤Pretty: ditto as caring.
❤Kind: ditto as above
❤Considerate: ditto as above
❤Fashion conscious: nah. i don't care. (:
❤Logical: lol?
❤Computer savvy: savvy enough to be typing this out.
❤Loving: eh?

Tick which ones apply to you:
[ ]You enjoy shopping
[ ]You play video games
[ ]You have big sunglasses
[x]You listen to the radio
[x]You have a phone
[x]You have a camera
[ ]You have more than 5 pairs of shoes
[x]You have consumed alcohol
[x]You are a virgin
[ ]You've had a one night stand
[x]You have gotten all A's on your report card-those were the primary 1 days(:
[ ]You are born in March
[x]You are good at Science - eh.
[ ]You are good at English- boo.
[ ]You have a brother
[x]You have a laptop
[x]You take pictures of yourself - sorry la. I ego ebit can.
[x]You've thrown a party - primary three kiddies. ugh.
[ ]You've crashed a party
[ ]You've been obsessed with someone
[ ]You knew more about someone than you knew about yourself
[ ]You have an iPod - sadly. ):

Basic Info:
Name: gen.
Age: 14.
Sex: female. (oh, fine already)
Ethnic Background: aiyah. others la.
Single or Taken: Single. so?
Happy with your life: yeap(:
One thing you would like to say: ugh.

okay, I shall be done here. POST IT ALREADY LA. been on this for foreverrrr. o.O