Sigh.

I really, really, really oughta be studying now. I totally forgot Math. >.< size="5">CAN SOMEONE PLEASE WHACK GEN?

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I miss swimming. So, so, so badly.
Dumb exams.

My thoughts aren't exactly very coherent right now.

This should explain why....


The Results of Insanity

Take this test only if
-you think you may be insane
-you’re curious if you’re insane
-people have labeled you insane/sociopathic/psychotic

(ALL THE THREE MAN, ALL THE THREE.)

Part One – School
[x] You have come back to your locker, and then forgot what you wanted from it (HAHAHA)
[x] You forgot your locker combo (WHOOPS. That's why I write it down.)
[x] You said hi/ smiled to a complete stranger in the hallway
[x] You’ve winked flirtily at a complete stranger in the hallway (got dared to)
[x] You’ve made a sarcastic remark to the teacher behind her back
[ ] You’ve had a crush on your teacher/ one of the staff (COUGH. eww)
[ ] You’ve forgotten your gym clothes more than five times
[ ] You have worn something to school either inside-out/backwards/tag sticking out
[x] You’ve had a food fight at lunch
[x] You’ve written a message on your desk
[x] You’ve written a flashy message on the white/black board
[x] You’ve chased after the bus in a flurry
[x] You’ve been in trouble on the bus (too much noise.)
[x] You’ve played turn-off-the-neighbor’s laptop in the lab/classroom
[x] You’ve sucked up to a teacher just to spite them
[x] Your locker looks like it’s been hit by a tornado (and a hurricane, and a cyclone)
[x] You’ve kicked/socked/slugged/punched your locker in frustration
[x] You’ve made up an answer to a question the teacher asked you when you weren’t listening
[x] You’ve gotten locked out of your own school (gate closed. whoops.)
[ ] You have at least 5 different hilarious slogans you thought your team/school t-shirt should have
[ ] You’ve screamed randomly in the halls/classrooms/lunchroom
[ ] You’ve dropped something coyly onto the hallway floor, meaning for other people to find it
So Far: 16

Part Two – Home
[x] You’ve snuck out/broke into your house
[ ] You’ve played in your backyard after age twelve (no backyard T.T)
[ ] You’ve slid down the banisters (no banisters T.T)
[x] You’ve played skip-the-stairs or tried to jump long distances
[x] You’ve accidentally locked a room before
[x] You’ve broken a door before (pulled the handle out)
[ ] Your bedroom has a dent in its wall where you’ve kicked it (but I know of somewhere else...)
[x] You’ve played a house prank on your brother/sister/parents
[ ] You’ve broken valuable objects (don't collect them)
[x] You’ve sat in your driveway for no reason whatsoever
[ ] You’ve blasted music which neighbors got annoyed at
[x] You’ve attempted gymnastics in your house
So Far: 23

Part Three – Strangers
[ ] You’ve hugged a stranger
[ ] You’ve kissed a stranger
[x] You’ve winked at a stranger
[x] You’ve smiled at a stranger
[x] You’ve went up to a stranger and had a deep, meaningful conversation
[x] You’ve acted drunk in front of a stranger (they THINK I'm drunk, hahahah xD)
[x] You’ve pushed a stranger (they were blocking the escalators)
[ ] You’ve punched a stranger
[ ] You’ve asked a stranger for his/her number
[x] You’ve danced in front of a stranger (got dared to, again)
[ ] You’ve used a catch phrase to a stranger
[ ] You’ve sang crazily in front of a stranger
[x] You’ve frowned at a stranger
[x] You’ve gotten mad at a stranger
So Far: 31

Part Four – Friends
[x] You’ve told a joke and were the only one who laughed
[x] You’ve acted bipolar in front of your friends
[x] You’ve laughed hysterically in front of your friends
[x] You’ve played a hilarious prank on your friend(s)
[x] You’ve fallen in love with a friend
[x] You’ve slowdanced with a friend
[x] You’ve boogied with a friend (xD !)
[x] You’ve mistaken your friend(s) for somebody else
[x] You’ve tickled your friends so hard they cried
[ ] You’ve slipped an ice cube down your friend’s back
[x] You’ve rode piggyback on a friend, or vice versa
[x] You’ve had a completely intelligent conversation with a friend
[x] You’ve played lovers with your friend(s)
[x] You’ve slapped your friend’s butt
[x] You’ve slapped your friend across the face
[ ] You’ve exchanged clothes with your friend (they sure as hell can't fit into mine)
[x] You’ve break danced (or attempted to) with a friend
[ ] You’ve had a fashion show with a friend
[x] You’ve done an extremely crazy dare with a friend
[x] You’ve called your friend a different name
[ ] You’ve trashed your friend’s house (Imma good girl (: )
[x] You’ve poked your friend in the stomach and laughed hysterically
So Far: 49

Part Five – Clothes/Appearance
[ ] You’ve had piercings besides the locations of your ear
[x] You’ve worn only one color in your outfit
[ ] You’ve worn more than ten colors in your outfit
[x] You’ve worn something to a place and changed before you got home
[x] You’ve done an absurd hairstyle
[ ] You’ve dyed your hair an unnatural color
[ ] You’ve tried to make a fashion statement
[x] You’ve worn something out of place
[ ] You’ve been a clown for Halloween
[ ] You’ve worn unmatching shoes
So Far: 53

Part Six – Misc
[x] You’ve been fully in the water with your clothes still on
[x] You’ve been to a country where you are the least associated with
[x] You’ve petted a dangerous animal
[ ] You’ve played ding-dong ditch (huh?)
[ ] You’ve egged a house (huh?)
[x] You’ve gotten lost at a mall
[ ] You’ve screamed your heart out
[x] You’ve sang your heart out
[x] You’ve danced your heart out
[ ] You’ve imitated a different religion/ethnicity
[x] You’ve tried the British accent
[x] You’ve tried the Indian/ Asian accent
[x] You’ve tried the southern accent (I still do it, sometimes. Y'know, y'all? :D)
[x] You’ve eaten something so spicy you cried
[x] You’ve put a weird, quirky status message up for anything
[x] You’ve walked out of a store with an item without knowing it was still in your hands
[x] You’ve burst into song in a public place
[x] You’ve drawn a stupid picture of your enemy
[x] You’ve walked someplace and then forgot why you were there and what you were doing
[x] You’ve swallowed gum on purpose
Total Amount: 69

There’s 100 total.
Whatever you have, its your percentage of insanity.

So, are you really insane?
1-20% = Yawn—boring
21-35% = Normal
36-50% = A bit insane
51-70% = Pretty insane
71-90% = Insane
91-100% = Flipping insane

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[x] You know someone that cares about you.
[ ] You have a boyfriend/ girlfriend/ fiancee/ husband/ wife
[ ] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You get good grades
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[ ] Your parents are still together.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard.
[x] You live in a house/apartment.
[x] You have received a valentines card
TOTAL: 7

[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You never cry more than twice a month
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[ ] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to a concert
[x] You laugh more than twice a day.
TOTAL: 15

[x] You have over 100 friends on facebook.
[x] You have pictures on facebook.
[ ] You have more than 200 wall posts on Facebook.
[x] You get allowance.
[x] People don't make fun of you to be mean.
[ ] You look forward to going back to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport
[x] You do something after school.
[x] You shower/bath daily.
TOTAL: 23

[ ] You own a car
[ ] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You're healthy.
[ ] You've never had a cavity.
[x] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[ ] You have never gotten a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
[x] You have so many inside jokes with friends.
[x] You know your parent(s) care and love(d) you.
TOTAL: 28

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about many people.
[x] You are fully happy with your life.
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are happy you're living.
TOTAL: 36

Now count up the numbers and multiply by 2.
This is how perfect your life is.

Repost this as ''My life is 72% Perfect"
couldn't be bothered.

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hahahaha.

ughhhh.
*faceplam.*
*eyeroll.*