Heyyo, hey-hey-heyyyyyyo :D

First things first.


Chinese O Levels so-called "mock oral exam" today.
I got Dong YQ as my invigilator, and, I am totally, utterly freaked by her.
I was so nervous before the oral cause cheena by far was never my best subject, so I was practically shaking my ass off. Hence, my reaction to this would be to smile, bigtime. No kiddin, that gigantic curve was like, plastered to my face for the entire duration of the oral.

Must have looked like some kinda freak.

I still remember somewhere in primary school, I got so nervous that I was grabbing onto the chairlegs just to stop shaking. But it didn't do any good. The entire chair shook along with me.
Yikes.

Anyway. Dong was grinning at me the ENTIRE duration of the oral! ohmy, ohmy, what does that mean?
:x

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Went out with Esther after script-checking yesterday! :D

headed down to the Shaw House to catch "THE YOUNG VICTORIA".
And, it. was. awesome.
I just loved it.

Q. Victoria: "well, a queen can't be away from her duties for more than three days!"

Albert: "Well, since we only have three days so... *ahem, ahem*"

And they had nine children altogether.
Wow, that must had been some really busy three days. O.o
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JOKING!
hah hah hah!

Anyway, good movie. (:


HAHA. I wanna watch like, tonnes and tonnes more!
-Ghost of Girlfriends' past.
-Night at the Museum 2
-Monsters vs Aliens
-Demons and Angels. Probably.
-X-men Origins. Probably.
-Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
and more and more and more!

hehheh.
after the movie, walked around isetan, and I bought a dress. O.o
Along with esther.
whoa. I don't believe it.
I. Just. Bought. A. DRESS.
O.O

don't know when I'll be wearing it uh. It's sorta long printed beachdress.
Will wear it when I get a chance to go to the beach, maybe. Hahahaha.

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SLEEPOVER AT ESTHER'S PLACEEEEEE!.
Can't wait. :D

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X-cultural is coming uppppp. raah.

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Insomnia is setting in again.
I can't get myself to sleep more than 5 hours at one time.
No joke, if I sleep at 11pm, I auto-wakeup at 4am. And every subsequent hour.
It's frustrating. ugh.

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OHOHOH. Read this. :D:D

IS HELL EXOTHERMIC OR ENDOTHERMIC?

Dr. Schlambaugh, a senior lecturer at the Chemical Engineering Department,University of Oklahoma, is known for posing questions on final exams like: "Why do airplanes fly?"

In May a few years ago, the "Momentum, Heat and Mass Transfer " exam paper contained the question:

"Is Hell exothermic or endothermic? Support your answer with proof."

Most students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law or similar. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we must postulate that if souls exist, they must have some mass. If they do, then a mole of souls also must have a mass. So, at what rateare souls moving into hell and at what
rate are souls leaving? I think we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it does not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for souls entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some religions say that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions, and people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. Withthe birth and death rates what they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change in the volume of Hell. Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the ratio of the mass of the souls and volume needs to stay constant.

[Answer 1] So, if Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

[Answer 2] Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase in souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate (given to me by Teresa Banyan during freshman year) that "it'll be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and taking into account that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then [Answer 2] cannot be correct;
...... thus, Hell is exothermic.

This student got the only A.

HAHHAHHAH.