Welcome back y'all!

So today, I have got a reason to blog. Though it might be kinda late. But, ahwell.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM!!

Eh eh eh. ELEVEN years old already ley. A decade plus one year.

A DECADE PLUS ONE YEAR OKAY. I TAHAN YOU FOR SO LONG ALREADY. You better grow up liao hor! Fold and keep your own clothes and make your bed every morning okay!

I hope darling sister dearest will love the bunny pillow-plushie I got for her. hahaha, it's so cute I can't stand it. xD

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Hmm. Where'd I leave off the last time.

I've not completed any of my homework. HAHA.
And there's only a few days left to school term starting. Ah, will have to chiong again later. Manzxc.
Stoichiometry will eventually kill me. UGH.

Should I blog about the recent AWSM?
Perhaps not. It pisses the bloody hell out of me.

I still can't get it into my system that he said it to me.
It was so bloody blunt, that I can't get myself to believe that it has spilt out of his mouth and into my unwilling ears.
and also because he told me that right as I climbed out of the pool after my 50m Free race, it killed my competitive spirit for my next 4 races.
Screw his sorry little ass.

Sigh.

Then after the whole event, which ended at about 3pm, in stark contrast to ending at 6pm usually, a bunch of us went out for lunch-cum-dinner, hahaha!
Then, down to MOF for dessertsssssss!
I got a banana chocolate frappe. Omgomg, caffeine. I love caffeine. Needs. More. Caffeine. Argh.
Have not had a single frappe in ages. Whoaaaa.

And then, as I was walking home, I saw two Bangla men holding hands across the road. Omg, traumatised.

Which will also lead to me saying that, serious, I have had enough of random strangers smiling at me from all weird places.
From the MacDonald's delivery boy who flashed his pearly whites at me while zooming by on his motorbike, to that freaky Indian guy who less-than-innocently asked for directions.

OHOH. Can you imagine, I got stalked! D:

I don't even believe it. I was walking home from shopping for my sister's birthday present, when I was heading down to the lift lobby of my block. At a nearby pavillon that I passed, I saw a guy dressed in mostly black, age I'm guessing to be around 16-18? He wasn't paticularly noticeable, I just happened to walk by him.
Then again, as I walked down to the block opposite mine, I saw him again. This time, I was starting to get a little suspisious. Nonetheless, I acted like I didn't know or noticed and just kept walking on.
It wasn't until when I walked into the lift lobby of my block that he called out to me.

And. Asked. To. Be. My. Friend.

Holy. I just stood there dumbfounded.

Apparently he got my 'stunned' message, and left. Thankgoodness.

Honestly! He didn't even know me, that's for sure. Why'd he ask to be my friend, I couldn't be bothered to guess.

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And also, if you've been wondering how to make yourself seem more MAN, or if you're worried you'll turn gay or something. Here's a few way to earn MAN POINTS and somehow 'become' more manly. muahahhaa. :

1) +1000 Man Points if you have killed something of equal or greater size than yourself.

2) +5 points if you make out with a chick(a guy if you are gay). Under no circumstances is a heterosexual male allowed to make out with another male. It doesn't matter if you are offered obscene amounts of money, if it's a bet, or if two girls dare you to do it and then they'll make out with each other too. When two girls make out with each other, it's +20 Hotness points for them. If two guys kiss, it's -100 Man Points.

3) -10 Man Points for watching a chick flick. No, not even if your precious girlfriend forces you to watch it with her.

4) +5 points if you can body slam someone and add +1 points for every pound over your own weight. Body slamming small children and/or midgets is perfectly valid, though not really right to do so.

5) +21 points for doing a 21 Gun Salute, which is drinking 21 shots of hard liquor at once. Usually, this is done on your 21st bday, but if you are hardcore, you can do it just for the hell of it.

6) +1 point if you have a friend that has been shot. +100 points if you have been shot yourself and +100 more points for each bullet you took. Chicks dig guys with scars.

7) +25 points if you have been in a fight and won. Anybody can get into fights and lose. It takes a special caliber of man to actually win fights.

8) -50 points for intentional cockblocking. Nobody likes a cockblocker, so don't do it you jerk.

9) +25 points if you give a girl a bizarre orgasm. By bizarre I mean she pees the bed, bites her lip bloody, or shivers for half an hour.

10) -25 points for holding a girl's purse. Minus an additional 25 if that girl isn't even your gf.

-credits : http://www.mancouch.com/704918901/all-men-are-born-manly-but-some-are-more-than-others/?=itemrelated

So, how many MAN POINTS you got? xD

Oh, and on your right hand, if you've got a longer ring finger than pointer finger, it means you've got more testosterone. Which means you're more aggressive and all that guy sheez.
But if your pointer finger is longer than your ring finger, then you've got more estrogen. Heh, which means you're more sensitive and all that girl sheez.

Oh, and if both of them are the same length?
Homosexual tendencies. (:

Personally, my ring finger is wayyy much longer than my pointer finger.
Which figures.
-raises squiggly eyebrows-